“Who Else Wants The Ultimate Holiday Season Shortcut To Easily Passing Or Even Getting Honors Instead of Just Watching Free Videos… Without Having To Suffer The Agony Of Sleepless Nights, Even if You Don’t Understand Your Books at All?”
(Warning: Your New-Found Free Time May Lead to Excessive Partying or Sleeping!)
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These are ones we will simply regret not watching as soon as we fail or get low scores at the end of this semester and even more so afterwards. (Just like last semester, we don’t want this semester to take us by surprise and end quickly before it’s too late)[/text_block]
“Why your future employer and banker will be glad you know me…”
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Welcome!
I’m David “Speed-of-Light Tutor” Michael, the guy behind MBA Bull’s more than 7 MILLION Youtube views. (This is me drawn by my little sister. She insisted I use it, LOL !)
“Dude you’re an awesome teacher, I’m in business and pay thousands of dollars to not get it. but here i do, makes no sense … Great JOB!!”
Mitch, USA, via Youtube Comments
So you think my Youtube videos were “good”?
Great news: I saved you the BEST for last so you can have it right now
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Business School vs. Entrepreneur’s Definition: Spending vs. Investing?
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Spending: Take money out of my pocket for temporary fun or sustenance, then money is gone forever
Investing: Putting good money to good use which earns (and/or even saves) much more for the long term
So do you agree or disagree with my definitions above?
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“That makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?” Now, with that definition in mind, would you want access to a life-changing investment right now?
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Is this you?
I’m sure you’ve discovered by now that hours of studying/reading is completely useless if you are deprived of sleep, and you’ll still do horribly in exams because your brain is in horrible condition
“Sleep is more important than food… even small amounts of sleep deprivation take a significant toll on our health, our mood, our cognitive capacity…” (cognitive = brain)
-Harvard Business Review, Tony Schwartz.
Opportunities don’t happen. You create them”
Chris Grosser, Renowned Entrepreneur
- Who will be the person who will pass and even get honors? (HINT: It’s not me)
- Who will end up SAVING on more SCHOOL FEES by NOT having to “take the subject again?”
- And who will potentially get a much LARGER PAYCHECK because of higher educational achievement?
- And who is the one who will be able to catch up on SLEEP instead of doing HOURS and HOURS of useless reading/studying?
I achieved a 1st class with a distinction…I quickly understood better what was difficult for everyone in my class to understand…It’s been hectic with graduate interviews for JOBS… though the economy in England isn’t so great, when you have a strong CV complemented by the high grades (1st class), you stand a far better chance at getting a good CAREER start!”
Prim M. (U.K.) Paying Premium Customer, via Private Message (Quoted with Permission, Emphasis by MBA Bull)
So you don’t need to suffer in helpless agony like I did![/text_block]
Do You Want a Magic Boost for Your Studies Right NOW?
Which of my lightning-fast, ultra-easy videos are about to help you blast forward in class and change your life instantly?
“Oh my gosh… final is this Thursday and this website I stumbled upon saved my life!“
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“My Super Easy, Lightning Fast Finance Premium Videos”
Click on the Videos Below to Preview (Opens in New Window)
Present Value and Future Value
Present Value Less than 1 Year in 15 min.
Present Value Compounding in 19 min.
Present Value of Growing Annuity in 10 min.
Present Value of Annuity Due (or ‘Advanced Annuity’) in 7 min.
Present Value of Delayed Annuity in 12 min.
Present Value of Growing Perpetuity in 8min.
Future Value Less Than 1 Year in 18 min.
Future Value Compounding in 31 min.
Capital Structure & Debt Policy
Modigliani & Miller M&M Theory Propostion I in 26 min.
Modigliani & Miller M&M Theory Proposition II in 23 min.
Dividend Policy: Stock Dividends and Stock Splits in 12 min.
Stock/Share Repurchase Doesn’t Help Shareholders in 19 min.
Tax Shield for Debt Policy in 32 min.
CAPM, BETA, Arbitrage and WACC
SML Security Market Line Super Simplified in 11 min.
Beta for CAPM in 25 min.
Beta Levered vs. Unlevered in 29 min.
APT.1 Arbitrage Pricing Theory Vs. CAPM in 32 min.
APT.2 APT & Systematic Vs. Idiosyncratic Risk in 24 min.
APT.3 APT & Portfolio Diversification in 30 min.
WACC Exam Training in 22 min.
The Fundamentally Important
NPV Investment 1 or 2 in 22 min.
NPV Lease or Buy Training in 19 min.
IRR Exam Training in 18 min.
Discounted Payback Period in 8 min.
Cost-Volume-Profit with Profit & Taxes in 12 min.
Multiple Product Cost-Volume-Profit & Break Even in 29 min.
EOQ Economic Order Quantity with Quantity Discount in 28 min.
ROP Reorder Point with Safety Stock in 6 min.
Very Important
ABC Activity-based-costing Exam Training in 44 min.
Multiple-Year Cashflow in 27 minutes
Cashflow for Specific Project in 29 min.
Decision Tree Exam Training Solution in 42 min.
Efficient Market Hypothesis, Expectations, & Share Price in 21 min.
Financial Ratio Analysis – 7 Turnover Ratios in 19 min.
Financial Ratio Analysis – 5 Financial Leverage Ratios in 24 min.
Stocks, Bonds & Options
Stock Valuation Exam Training in 21 min.
Bond Valuation Exam Training in 18 min.
Call Options Value at Expiration in 11 min.
Put Options Value at Expiration in 10 min.
Black-Scholes Model for Put Option Valuation in 26 min.
Black-Scholes Model for Call Option Valuation in 27 min.
Forward Rate
Forward Rate Using Inflation in 24 min.
Forward Rate Using Interest in 16 min.
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Ask Yourself Honestly (So the Answer Comes from You, NOT from Me)
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(Go ahead… honestly and realistically estimate a time and remember it)[/text_block]
Well, guess what…
Assuming you’re smarter than ME (I’m happy to assume that), it will probably take you double that estimated time that you just made.
How do I know that?
It took me days or even weeks to understand each of these concepts (yup, you heard me right). It took me that long. That’s why I understand what you’re going through. Because I’ve been through it too myself.
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The good news is…
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- You DON’T need to crash and burn
- You DON’T need to suffer like I did
- You DON’T need to do it alone
Instead, you can benefit from..
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- MY own suffering
- MY mistakes
- MY experience
- …And you can learn all this stuff with me, together, right NOW
Do you want to benefit from MY mistakes and MY suffering?
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And guess what…
It can take you EVEN LESS TIME than your original estimate. In fact, for around half of you guys, it can take you HALF the time of your original time estimate, to understand all this stuff, when you do it with me right now.
Even more surprising: For maybe a fifth of you guys & gals, it will take a shocking 80% (eight-zero!) shorter time when you do it with me right now, compared to your original estimate.[/text_block]
Don’t Take My Word For It
Look at the evidence in YOUR own life. Ask yourself this question (again, the answer comes from you, not from me).
If you hadn’t watched my Youtube videos, how long would it have taken you to understand all that stuff?
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And even more important, how much BETTER will you understand it from watching my world-famous tested-and-proven step-by-step videos, compared to you trying to learn it all alone by yourself?
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Would You Love it if Your A+ is In Striking Distance for Less Cost (and more VALUE) Than a Nerdy Tutor?
Starting now you shall get MUCH higher grades, MUCH faster, and best of all, get your life back and get back your much needed sleep starting tomorrow. Not starting next week, not starting 3 days from now, but starting tomorrow, just because you are starting with me today, right now.[/text_block]
I am happy to inform you that I got “A” grade in Finance last semester. I was a student of C+ or hardly B category… thanks for ur creative idea and A+ tutorial” (via Facebook Message Testimonials)
Paul P. in Cyprus , (Paying Premium Customer, Printed with Permission)
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Would You Want a 3-Minute Registration Which Would Let You Catch Up or Save 3 Months in Study Time?
The checkout process may take a “super long time” (a “super long” 3 minutes!), but my ultra-successful fans think about how many HOURS and HOURS, or even DAYS, WEEKS and MONTHS they save and catch up in sleep and study-time by not having to read and study alone by themselves with ancient mathematical Greek characters and stuff.[/text_block]
“Chances are high there’s a party, movie, or some holiday season activity (or SLEEP) you’d love to do this week . So signup now to quickly catch up on your studies and really enjoy yourself”
But There is a Catch…
These Finance Premium videos are NOT meant for everyone. If you are not a business student and you just want a basic background of business, please just check out my free, basic videos on this site and on Youtube; that should be more than enough.
These videos you shall find (extremely) valuable only if you are a business student and only if you are serious (and I mean serious) about passing your class or even getting honors, as well as saving lots of time and money. I remember in college and in my MBA, some guys I knew just ‘wanted to get by’ and didn’t mind failing and taking the subject again, and weren’t really set on graduating (a staggering 33% or 1/3 of MBA students drop out, and an even more ‘amazing’ 47% or almost 1/2 of students drop out of college).
Sources:
http://www.aib.edu.au/mba/1599/interesting-statistics-about-mba-degrees-and-how-they-affect-you
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/26/business/economy/dropping-out-of-college-and-paying-the-price.html
If you feel you’re not really serious about finishing or getting honors, and you don’t mind being part of the 1/3 to 1/2 quitters who dropout, then this premium video membership is not for you.
You should join our premium program only if you seriously do NOT want to join the 33% to 47% quitters and if you choose to blast forward right now to finish your degree or go for honors.[/text_block]
Just a “Thank You” BONUS for signing up…
Here’s your really super short and sweet, super easy to read downloadable eBook on “The 90-10 Financial Secret” about how to achieve financial freedom. I was planning to sell this for $40 on my main page, but then decided that you deserve this just for your loyalty to MBA Bull.
Download this as a BONUS right after you register for Finance Premium…
“How About My Credit Card’s Security?”
I will NEVER SEE your credit card information. It’s processed directly by PayPal™, a world leader in secure online payments.
No hidden charges. (I hate hidden charges too!)
(No PayPal™ account yet? No problem. During the checkout process you’ll setup a new PayPal™ account in 3 minutes even if you’re outside the U.S. You just need a credit card and an email address. Plus! You’ll now have a PayPal™ account which you can safely use on websites worldwide without exposing your credit card number)[/text_block]
Funny Fact:
In the past, my friends would pay me $750 for 30 hours tutoring in my city… ($25/hr).
My university now pays me $3,480 for 30 hours of part-time (adjunct) lecturing… ($116/hr).
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The only people who fear death are those with regrets. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!”
An 87-Year-Old College Student Named Rose, (Story)
“Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute“
Stephen Vincent Benét, Legendary Author
Which side do you choose to be on right now? How will you feel if, after all those sleepless nights of studying, you still end up with LOW MARKS or even FAILING just because you didn’t invest in these premium videos before it was too late? Are you willing to live with that for the rest of your school life? (And afterwards?)[/text_block]
Here’s my TRIPLE Guarantee…
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- Enroll right now and immediately watch ANY TWO videos in the collection. If you don’t feel it’s helped you every bit as much or more than the free videos, just email me right away at PremiumInfo@MBAbullshit.com within two days after enrolling and your subscription will be cancelled and you’ll get a full refund.
- PLUS… You STILL get to KEEP your BONUS e-Book “The 90-10 Financial Secret” just for trying us out! “David, How ‘real’ is this so called ‘guarantee?’” THIS REAL: If you wanted to be a ‘jerk,’ you could even sign up just to download the eBook and then email me right after to cancel subscription and you’ll STILL get your refund! ?
- And finally, you have the power to “fire” me by cancelling your subscription at any time in the future and you will never be billed another penny!
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Do You Choose to Break Through the Finish Line?
Or is it time to just quit here? It’s time to make your choice for your own life. You have the freedom and the power to decide for yourself.
Go Ahead and Ask Yourself…
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- Do you need something super quick’n easy?
- Do you want something MUCH lower cost than a tutor?
- Do you want to SAVE MORE school fees by passing & not taking this subject again?
- Do you want a potentially MUCH larger PAYCHECK in near future?
- Do you want to save hours, days or even WEEKS in study-time?
- Do you need more SLEEP and quality life… starting TOMORROW?
- Do you want to prevent low marks or even FAILURE, before it’s too late?
- Do you want to prevent the common mistakes which make you FAIL?
- If you answer “Yes!” to ANY one of these questions above, then YOU KNOW what the only logical step is if you SERIOUSLY want to BLAST forward right now…
- Of course, you have the FREEDOM to decide your own destiny. SURRENDER or SUCCESS is now completely YOUR choice…
So what’s a VALUE price?
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- A “nerdy” tutor who you CANNOT properly understand at $25/day every day will cost you $750/month
- If even just a 3 month delay in graduation stops you from earning an extra $750/month, you WILL lose $2,250
Therefore, considering my super easy tutorial videos will help you graduate and reap the benefits over a whole lifetime, wouldn’t it be great to just pay $750 monthly to watch my kick-ass lessons instead? (but read below)
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But because of your loyalty coming this far, you have access right now at…
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Just one monthly payment to watch ALL our premium videos!
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Wow, if investing $97 to graduate or even get honors increases my future income by even just $170/month, I get a Return on Investment of at LEAST 1,000% in my 1st year alone!”
So you believe life is about achieving success and your dream? If you supposedly “save” instead of investing in your future right now or are ‘lazy’ to take 3 minutes signing up, are you achieving your dream?”
What you plant now, you will harvest later… Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools”
Og Mandino, “The Greatest Salesman in the World”
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